So, I made this blog about a week ago, but i haven’t gotten up the courage to post.
So here I go, maybe this will entertain you.
Last night I laid down in my bed, snuggled up, changed positions, grabbed another pillow, organized the blankets, tossed and turned one more time, finally got comfortable, then fell into blissful slumber. You know, those amazing sleep experiences. You just seem to have this aura of peacefulness shining all around…drool dripping down your cheek onto your pillow until there is enough to fill one of those rainbow colored kiddy pools. The kind of sleep that makes you five minutes tardy to school. THIS was the kind of sleep I was experiencing- deep, wonderful, non-stressful SLEEP.
Well, my bliss was short-lived.
It was 1:30, Central Time of course, and I am not only awakened, but also jolted out of my slumber. Yes, my pillows tumbled to the floor, my stuffed bear almost took a ride on the ceiling fan, and my blankets flew everywhere…
All because of a ridiculously loud sound coming from outside my window
BONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
It never ended.
There I sat, for FIVE MINUTES, trying to come out of my zombie sleep nature that I had been in for the past two and a half hours. What WAS this NOISE???
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It continued, I was confused.
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Ten minutes had gone by. I finally became conscious enough to stumble out of bed, put on my sparkly slippers, opened my door, shuffled to the living room, and found my dad staring at me with a weird grin on his face. “Sleeping well?” he chuckled…(obviously HE hadn’t been experiencing beautiful sleep like I mentioned earlier)
My loving father explains to me that our neighbor Elray, Elroy, or maybe Elmo…. Yeah, we’re not sure exactly what his name is…anyway it was HIS TRUCK’S HORN GOING OFF. We stood around for about five more minutes, longing for the constant noise to stop, but of course, it doesn’t. This brutal noise is just taunting us. “Haha..I’m keeping you from your fabulous slumber..and YOU can do NOTHING about it!” That horn is just a jerk, I decided.
So my dad put on his coat and shoes, and headed next door to Elmo’s house. I went back to my warm bed, and watched the rest of the scene unfold from my window. Lucky me, Elray’s truck is parked ten feet away from my room! My dad walked up to the front door and politely rang the doorbell. Seconds go by and no answer. So, my dad began to knock on the thick wood door. More seconds go by, and still nothing. By now, my dad is cold, aggravated, and just wants to go to be in peace. So he begins [frantically] banging on Elroy’s door. And STILL, no answer. Elmo is OBLIVIOUS to our torture!
Then my dad walks up to Ell..?’s white F250 that is making all the racket. Having an extremely vivid imagination, I imagine him kicking the truck until the jerk stops making all the noise, but he doesn’t. He just simply walked around the truck a couple of times, scanned the situation, and realized that there was nothing he could do. I just tried to go back to sleeep….
BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Yes, the persistant noise is still ringing.
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10 More minutes of hell’s music.
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….10 More
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I wedged my head between my two pillows, hoping for the noise to STOP.
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20 Minutes later, the BONG is not as loud. HALLELUIAH! IS IT OVER?
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But it still kept ringing, five more agonizing minutes of torture.
Then…I did not believe my ears! The Ringing had subsided! IT FINALLY STOPPED! Finally I could go back to bed. Finally I could have GLORIOUS sleep again.
Finally, peaceful silence…..
….Until my alarm rang